Honestly, can you blame me? She deserves better than you! Really she threw herself at me because she realized she didn't need to date you out of pity anymore. I don't feel too sorry for you, but it is a little sad that she hated looking at you so much that you only learned of your breakup from me... you really are pathetic. If you want relationships that last, you have to become a better listener. You can start here, listening to every way I make your girlfriend- well, ex-girlfriend happier than you could ever imagine. (close captioned)

Honestly, can you blame me? She deserves better than you! Really she threw herself at me because she realized she didn't need to date you out of pity anymore. I don't feel too sorry for you, but it is a little sad that she hated looking at you so much that you only learned of your breakup from me... you really are pathetic. If you want relationships that last, you have to become a better listener. You can start here, listening to every way I make your girlfriend- well, ex-girlfriend happier than you could ever imagine. (close captioned)