I've been shopping all day, and My feet are Me. Hours of shopping in My 5” boots, while spending thousands of dollars. I swear I could go all day if My feet didn't start hurting. Thank God for online shopping! And as for My feet.. Well, luckily I always keep a foot-bitch close just for these situations. You are going to massage My feet while I keep shopping with your credit cards. I will shop until I can't stand it, spending all of your cash, while you give Me a nice, long, thorough foot massage. I may or may not pay attention to you. I may or may not even speak to you (until I'm ready to kick...

I've been shopping all day, and My feet are Me. Hours of shopping in My 5” boots, while spending thousands of dollars. I swear I could go all day if My feet didn't start hurting. Thank God for online shopping! And as for My feet.. Well, luckily I always keep a foot-bitch close just for these situations. You are going to massage My feet while I keep shopping with your credit cards. I will shop until I can't stand it, spending all of your cash, while you give Me a nice, long, thorough foot massage. I may or may not pay attention to you. I may or may not even speak to you (until I'm ready to kick you out, obviously). You just sit there on all 4's like the you are, while you make Me feet feel good enough to do it all over again tomorrow. Hmmm.. How are you going to massage My feet while you sit on all 4's??? Like I would EVER let you touch My feet with your hands! (I know what you do with those hands!) Time to clean and massage My feet while I max out all of your credit cards. Good Foot-boy.