I hate the idea of a blind date.. All a blind date is to me is a favor to some rich loser that can't get a date. Who wouldn't love to walk into a restaurant or club with Me on their arm? Although, if the man is tall, strong, and sexy,,, sometimes it's worth it. Nothing is worse than seeing a short man show up at your door, expecting you to still go out with him.. And it's ever worse when he starts shrinking right before your eyes! At first it's funny, but once I realize that he's getting smaller and smaller, and people are going to blame me, it's not so funny. What do I do now? Let this shrink...

I hate the idea of a blind date.. All a blind date is to me is a favor to some rich loser that can't get a date. Who wouldn't love to walk into a restaurant or club with Me on their arm? Although, if the man is tall, strong, and sexy,,, sometimes it's worth it. Nothing is worse than seeing a short man show up at your door, expecting you to still go out with him.. And it's ever worse when he starts shrinking right before your eyes! At first it's funny, but once I realize that he's getting smaller and smaller, and people are going to blame me, it's not so funny. What do I do now? Let this shrinking loser ruin my perfect life, or take care of it? Nobody is here to prove that I did it.. All I'd have to do is crush him beneath my $600 stilettos, and nobody would ever know..