Summer is finally here, which means that I will be living in My favorite summer staple; Extremely short shorts, and even higher high heels. It's always amusing to Me to witness the destruction that happens when I step out, flaunting My perfectly sexy, naturally tan legs. People tend to forget that they are walking, or even driving when they are by My long legs. I've seen people trip, fall, walk into walls, and even crash a few cars. I don't consider it MY fault when these things happen... or at the very least I don't feel bad. And there's no way that I am going to stop wearing My favorite summ... Show more