Summer is finally here, which means that I will be living in My favorite summer staple; Extremely short shorts, and even higher high heels. It's always amusing to Me to witness the destruction that happens when I step out, flaunting My perfectly sexy, naturally tan legs. People tend to forget that they are walking, or even driving when they are by My long legs. I've seen people trip, fall, walk into walls, and even crash a few cars. I don't consider it MY fault when these things happen... or at the very least I don't feel bad. And there's no way that I am going to stop wearing My favorite summ...

Summer is finally here, which means that I will be living in My favorite summer staple; Extremely short shorts, and even higher high heels. It's always amusing to Me to witness the destruction that happens when I step out, flaunting My perfectly sexy, naturally tan legs. People tend to forget that they are walking, or even driving when they are by My long legs. I've seen people trip, fall, walk into walls, and even crash a few cars. I don't consider it MY fault when these things happen... or at the very least I don't feel bad. And there's no way that I am going to stop wearing My favorite summer outfits just because people would rather stare at My legs than to watch where they are going. But lucky you.. you're not walking, and for sure not driving. You're probably safe, right? Yeah, not quite. It's one thing to crash your car, get the bumper fixed and move on with your life, remembering the perfect legs that you saw once upon a time. But you know where to find Me. You know exactly where to get more. When you're done with this clip, you're going to wish that it was just your car that was destroyed.