Oh, you poor lad! You thought you could win me over with a love letter? You even went as far as asking me out. This is precious. I haven't seen you much around campus, probably because you are too busy studying and praying with your Christian friends. You are so shy and are staring at my riding gumboots. Boys like you love them. And I love making you worship them. Go on, give them just one kiss. It all starts with just one kiss before you embrace the humiliation, lucky loser boy!

Oh, you poor lad! You thought you could win me over with a love letter? You even went as far as asking me out. This is precious. I haven't seen you much around campus, probably because you are too busy studying and praying with your Christian friends. You are so shy and are staring at my riding gumboots. Boys like you love them. And I love making you worship them. Go on, give them just one kiss. It all starts with just one kiss before you embrace the humiliation, lucky loser boy!