Oh no! My armpits are so stinky! I make you smell my hairy pits. I have to put on some deodorant. Lots of deodorant! I coat one of my armpits with deodorant. I show off my other armpit, then cake it in deodorant as well. So so creamy! I shove my hair pits in your face as I pile on more and more deodorant onto my hairy armpits. I work hard at making them extra creamy. I chat and make lots of comments about my armpits.