After class, I come home to find my scientist step-dad in a bit of a pickle. He has turned himself into a hotdog sausage! He begs for me to call step-mom but I have a better idea. I decide to cook him up, make him into a delicious sandwich and eat him up. No one would know HOW he disappeared. He begs me not to! When I get a call back on my phone, I casually drop him into some hot oil. I crisp him up. He is sooo yummy looking and smelling. No amount of protests from this man will make me stop now. I take a big fluffy bun and make a very yummy sandwich. Then I eat it. Yum yum yum! No more ste... Show more