Thank you for volunteering for this research study. You have been chosen to participate in the trial of newly formulated lipstick. It's a special lipstick that I am testing on a small number of men. Its main effect is that you will become very aroused and will want to jerk off with different hands when I put on lipstick and when I pout. There is another side effect that I might as well mention now that you cannot reverse the effects of my lipstick on you.