We are hanging out, as I lounge on my bed, crossing my long legs with TEN inch heels on. TEN INCHES! They look dangerous. You are being your usual competitive self. Fine! Let's do a blowing contest. We each take an end of a tube and blow. I win! You blow up to take up most of the room. So big and round, your arms and legs stick out to the sides. I make fun of you and chat about all the ways I could use you. Unable to get out, I solve the problem by kicking you in the belly with my high heels. POP!

We are hanging out, as I lounge on my bed, crossing my long legs with TEN inch heels on. TEN INCHES! They look dangerous. You are being your usual competitive self. Fine! Let's do a blowing contest. We each take an end of a tube and blow. I win! You blow up to take up most of the room. So big and round, your arms and legs stick out to the sides. I make fun of you and chat about all the ways I could use you. Unable to get out, I solve the problem by kicking you in the belly with my high heels. POP!