When your wife throws a party, I surprise you in an empty room. Why have you been avoiding Me? Afraid I will end your marriage? I insult your wife. I make you worship Me and jerk off as at any minute someone can walk into this room. My skin tight shiny suit is too hard to resist as I parade back in forth in front of you. I make you bust your load on the shiny black fabric before walking out into the party to meet your dear unsuspecting wife.