I sit down right in the middle of the trail on a hot summer day. Chatting with you, I make you get down and smell these dirty white socks after I kick off My sneakers. The shape of My foot is imprinted in the dirty socks. I humiliate you about your obsession with My socks. I peel off the socks and show you MY linty feet. I put the socks back on. Teasing you a bit more. I take one of the socks off, put it in your mouth and make you march down the trail with a stinky sock in your mouth.

I sit down right in the middle of the trail on a hot summer day. Chatting with you, I make you get down and smell these dirty white socks after I kick off My sneakers. The shape of My foot is imprinted in the dirty socks. I humiliate you about your obsession with My socks. I peel off the socks and show you MY linty feet. I put the socks back on. Teasing you a bit more. I take one of the socks off, put it in your mouth and make you march down the trail with a stinky sock in your mouth.