Look at this pair of black Asics sneakers! Enjoy them! Even jerk off to them, like a loser that you are. I sit back to enjoy a warm day and humiliate you. I shove My sneaker soles in your pathetic eager face. I chat about My experience with these Asics since I bought them with your money. They are dusty from frequent wear. I show you a picture of the next runners I will buy with your money. I flip you off.

Look at this pair of black Asics sneakers! Enjoy them! Even jerk off to them, like a loser that you are. I sit back to enjoy a warm day and humiliate you. I shove My sneaker soles in your pathetic eager face. I chat about My experience with these Asics since I bought them with your money. They are dusty from frequent wear. I show you a picture of the next runners I will buy with your money. I flip you off.