I invite you (my roommate) for a private chat in my bedroom. Trust me, you want the privacy for this. I confront you about taking my ankle socks but you deny. Fine. As I try on three new pairs of PUMA ankle socks, I tell you how I hacked your hard drive and found all this sock porn. Oh and pictures of ME and MY SOCKS! Wtf? I b1ackmai1 you to agree to become my personal sex slave. Looking forward to some hot sex, I make you take off your pants. Oh no! Your dick is so tiny! Too small for me to even want to fuck it. I laugh. You are not fit to be anyone's sex slave. But I do enjoy foot massage...

I invite you (my roommate) for a private chat in my bedroom. Trust me, you want the privacy for this. I confront you about taking my ankle socks but you deny. Fine. As I try on three new pairs of PUMA ankle socks, I tell you how I hacked your hard drive and found all this sock porn. Oh and pictures of ME and MY SOCKS! Wtf? I b1ackmai1 you to agree to become my personal sex slave. Looking forward to some hot sex, I make you take off your pants. Oh no! Your dick is so tiny! Too small for me to even want to fuck it. I laugh. You are not fit to be anyone's sex slave. But I do enjoy foot massages and being pampered, so you are quickly demoted to a slave but without the sex part. You better keep your mouth shut about this... or else! Get massaging!