I have been walking around during this hot weather all day long. I pull off My Brooks sneakers and show you My sweaty socks. I walk the seawall in them. My socks are tight and hot. I sit and stretch out My legs, so My soles are in your face. I peel off My socks right there in public! I present My tired and sweaty soles in your face. I wiggle My toes. My socks are disgustingly moist, you can see this on my face as I untangle the soggy mess. I pull the socks back on and then My sneakers.