I tried out for the wrestling team and had to go up against you, an experienced wrestler. Imagine my amusement when I beat you in two seconds and settle with my foot pinning you. You are so weak! I wave at your family and your coach, letting them know that I will be taking your place on the team since you aren't strong enough. But don't worry, I will have a special position for you as well, now that you aren't a wrestler. How humiliating!