We haven't seen each other for some time when you come over to stay for the weekend. As you walk into my place, we sit down to catch up. I begin smelling something BAD. It reeks in this room. And it smells like... well... it smells like! I stand up to investigate the source of this gross stench. And then I discover that it is you!!!! You smell like! I make fun of you! I laugh and tell you over and over again that you your pants and that you smell like .