So, you can't be My boyfriend because your dick is too small. You also can't control yourself to last longer than 2 or 3 pumps in a chick before blowing your gross load- how embarrassing! Oh, and don't let Me forget to point out that you have an ugly face, and a body to match. NOPE- never gonna be able to date Princess Lindsay. I reserve that honor for attractive, thick-dicked men who can fuck for hours... that certainly is NOT you, loser. So how else can you be of service if you can't fuck Me properly and you are too ugly to be seen in public with? You can be MY MONEY SLAVE. Yes, you can empt... Show more