Feel your dignity shrink and then completely disintegrate as Princess Lindsay humiliates you about your inadequate penis. She laughs and makes fun of you while comparing your lack of length to regular small household items. Princess would never have sex with you because you are just too small. Princesses only use sexy, STUDLY and HUNG men when they want to play. Unfortunately for you, you just don't have what it takes in the pants to even have a chance! HAHAHAHA Way too small, pin-dick! (7:12 min)