I can't help it that you aren't hot enough or hung enough to date and/or fuck Me. It's not My fault that you're only redeeming quality is the thickness of your wallet... the men I date are strong, masculine, LARGE-DICKED, good-looking studs in the sack. You aren't. Your only sex life with Princess Lindsay is when you jerk off as you send Her money and gifts, loser. Not a chance in hell that I'd ever consider napping with your puny penis and tinier intellect. I USE you for your wallet- NEVER for sex. Too bad for you and your desperate libido, sucker!!!!!!!! (5 minutes)

I can't help it that you aren't hot enough or hung enough to date and/or fuck Me. It's not My fault that you're only redeeming quality is the thickness of your wallet... the men I date are strong, masculine, LARGE-DICKED, good-looking studs in the sack. You aren't. Your only sex life with Princess Lindsay is when you jerk off as you send Her money and gifts, loser. Not a chance in hell that I'd ever consider napping with your puny penis and tinier intellect. I USE you for your wallet- NEVER for sex. Too bad for you and your desperate libido, sucker!!!!!!!! (5 minutes)