Plant yourself down at the foot of Princess Lindsay's bed and just watch Her. She chats on the computer, giggles, sings to her favorite music, paints Her fingernails... all while ignoring YOU. Come on, loser, you know that Princess is too special and perfect to go slumming by talking to the likes of YOU. A pathetic slave boy gets ZERO ATTENTION. YES- I mean YOU! HAhahahA (9:39 minutes of total indifference awaits you)