LARD-ASS ALERT! Life is so unfair for losers- especially overweight fatties such as yourself. You try to diet and fail, you just end up shoveling more food into your droopy-jowled, flabby face and watch your waistline expand. What's more unfair is that gorgeous Princess Lindsay can eat whatever She wants and not gain a pound. In fact, I eat chips and candy on camera while I talk about how fat and gross you are and taunt you since I know you wanna eat it, too! Sure, go ahead and eat it, tubby, you know you aren't gonna deny your greedy, gluttonous ass a single morsel of food! The difference bet...

LARD-ASS ALERT! Life is so unfair for losers- especially overweight fatties such as yourself. You try to diet and fail, you just end up shoveling more food into your droopy-jowled, flabby face and watch your waistline expand. What's more unfair is that gorgeous Princess Lindsay can eat whatever She wants and not gain a pound. In fact, I eat chips and candy on camera while I talk about how fat and gross you are and taunt you since I know you wanna eat it, too! Sure, go ahead and eat it, tubby, you know you aren't gonna deny your greedy, gluttonous ass a single morsel of food! The difference between U/us (one of MANY, loser), is that you are gonna pack on more pounds as a result and I will maintain My trim, svelte physique! Eat up and cry, you obese oinker! AVOID ALL MIRRORS! hahaha (4:16 min)