So I have been outdoors all day in my nice black shiny converse, and they are all sweaty and moist, and I know what you want to do...yes I know you want to kiss them, but will I? Will I allow you to kiss, sniff, or even lick the? If you will be allowed the honour to worship my converse sneakers, you will obey my show worship demands. Beware I am very very demanding when it comes to my footwear being the worshipped, from muddy boots to my smelly sweaty converse sneakers.