OK so as My flatmate everyone thinks there is something going in between us, of course, there isn't, I'm young and hot and I wouldn't touch you ever. you see I go out with jocks and your nothing... Forgotten. you're just My slave, you buy Me new shoes all I have to do is click My fingers and you buy Me anything I want, just like Dr Martens, and it's your job to lick the soles clean. I always love kicking you in the balls, to watch you on the floor in pain... That's a nice treat for you. you will clean and arrange all My boots and shoes in order so I go out to find a real man.