I'm your hot roommate and you're spying on me while I'm on the phone with my bestie. I tell her I'm browsing tinder looking for someone to fuck because I'm bored and she suggests that I have sex with you! we laugh at how absurd that is, I tell her you're gross and I would never ever fuck you. We talk about all the guys on tinder as I read their bios. the sweet sensetive guy who writes poetry, the super fit yoga instructor, the cute gamer boy, the artsy gardener, the brewery step-bro, the foodie chef; they're all better than you. each one has an interesting bio and attractive photos. but you... Show more