I was Colonel Schiotz's private American money goddess is an the most bizarre practical joke skit ever made about fictional hilarity in a P.O.W. prison. This clip focuses on Dagmar, the American financial domme of stupid colonel, Schiotz. If you love ethnic jokes and bad puns about WWII, then this is a clip for you. It is an unusual mix of WWII comedy, gallow humor, financial domination, and bad puns.