I saw your girlfriend at the grocery store yesterday, she's so cute! you did well for yourself;) ... I'm kindof embarrassed, because I don't want to come between you both, but have you ever.... um, thought about dating a fat girl. Someone who has a little bit more to offer. A woman with fat rolls, big, soft belly to grab. I think you could use someone with supersize curves.. I think I could satisfy you better than her.