Why do jeans always fit me like this! They're so tight and restrictive and always give me muffin top! (I'm frustrated) well... I do kindof like how soft my muffin top feels though, spilling over my jeans. (I start rubbing my muffin top, and unzip my pants) My belly couldn't wait to get out of these jeans, almost pushing the zipper open on its own. I start caressing my belly. I love how soft it is.. maybe it is huge and sexy, I start jiggling it. Just letting it out of my jeans, its so much bigger now, wow. yeah, i don't think jeans are meant for me...