I was just minding my business eating in bed like usual when my roommate Ivy decided to come in and make fun of me for being such a slob. She thinks she’s an acceptable fat because she covers her body with clothes and doesn’t make a mess when she eats. I can’t help that being a beached whale is my ultimate fantasy!

I was just minding my business eating in bed like usual when my roommate Ivy decided to come in and make fun of me for being such a slob. She thinks she’s an acceptable fat because she covers her body with clothes and doesn’t make a mess when she eats. I can’t help that being a beached whale is my ultimate fantasy!