I’m so fat. I get out of breath trying on some old shorts. Who does that?? This land whale, apparently. The shorts might not “fit,” but they sure do look hot on my well fed body. Speaking of feeding, where are you taking me to dinner in this denim pair...?

I’m so fat. I get out of breath trying on some old shorts. Who does that?? This land whale, apparently. The shorts might not “fit,” but they sure do look hot on my well fed body. Speaking of feeding, where are you taking me to dinner in this denim pair...?