When we first got together I thought it would be so cute to steal and wear your hoodie. I loved the way I felt in it and I loved that it smelled like you. I was hanging out at home and got a little cold so I went to put it on. That’s when I noticed it didn’t quite fit how it used to. I knew it’d been a little bit since I last wore it, but there’s no way I got that much fatter that fast, right?? I mean, I can still put it on... kind of. Zipping it? Well that’s a different story... I had to call and tell you about it right away. Did you notice I was getting this fat? Why didn’t you tell me?? ...

When we first got together I thought it would be so cute to steal and wear your hoodie. I loved the way I felt in it and I loved that it smelled like you. I was hanging out at home and got a little cold so I went to put it on. That’s when I noticed it didn’t quite fit how it used to. I knew it’d been a little bit since I last wore it, but there’s no way I got that much fatter that fast, right?? I mean, I can still put it on... kind of. Zipping it? Well that’s a different story... I had to call and tell you about it right away. Did you notice I was getting this fat? Why didn’t you tell me??