My stomach woke me up because I'm so gassy. The farts completely gassed me out of my bed and while there's this much pressure in my belly there's no way I'm going to be able to go back to bed. They're so long, loud, and smelly. I just keep pushing and pushing and it seems like there's always more. I just don't know how I could have that many inside me. I pushed out as many as I can so hopefully I can get more rest before waking up to my loud farts again.

My stomach woke me up because I'm so gassy. The farts completely gassed me out of my bed and while there's this much pressure in my belly there's no way I'm going to be able to go back to bed. They're so long, loud, and smelly. I just keep pushing and pushing and it seems like there's always more. I just don't know how I could have that many inside me. I pushed out as many as I can so hopefully I can get more rest before waking up to my loud farts again.