We're about to go out to dinner, but I still need to do a few things to get ready. One of those things is tease you by showing off my massive body, particularly my huge thighs and calves, and barely visible cankles. I can't wait to go out and stuff myself with your help. Imagine what the other people in the restaurant will think when they see us. They know you're just trying to make me fatter than I already am.