We've been CEOs of a chocolate company for several years now, and it seems like we've been both been sneaking samples far more often than we should. I could hear you stuffing your face and moaning from the hallway, and come in to mock just how big you've become. Tasting more chocolates as I try to figure out which candies have caused you to get so fat, I start to get turned on by our mutual gain, and instruct you on exactly how to release the sexual tension that's been growing between us.