I'm fat, bratty, spoiled, and in need of a bigger and more durable car to drive around for fun. The hummer was big by remote control car standards, but why doesn't it move when I sit on it!? Obviously this hunk of junk is destined for the dumpster, but maybe the big pink car I was promised will be able to handle me. If not, I better get an extra good present to make up for it!