This gigantic piggy feedee is more than 500 pounds, and gets more disabled every day, because all I do aallllll day is lie down in bed and eat snacks. i eat whether or not i'm hungry, because it's all i can do. i barely walk — hell, i can barely stand for more than a minute! so here i am putting on socks the only way my body lets me reach, and then showing you all the ways my belly gets in the way of me even sitting up, let alone touching my poor neglected feet. even just trying to get up to a sitting position (with my porky legs flailing during every attempt), gets me sweaty and panting. what...

This gigantic piggy feedee is more than 500 pounds, and gets more disabled every day, because all I do aallllll day is lie down in bed and eat snacks. i eat whether or not i'm hungry, because it's all i can do. i barely walk — hell, i can barely stand for more than a minute! so here i am putting on socks the only way my body lets me reach, and then showing you all the ways my belly gets in the way of me even sitting up, let alone touching my poor neglected feet. even just trying to get up to a sitting position (with my porky legs flailing during every attempt), gets me sweaty and panting. what a lard ass, what a pig! what a struggle to be trapped by my own gluttony 24 hours a day