I come home with a snack and sit on this tiny man to enjoy it, i love human furniture! He keeps moving and struggling so i slap him and boss him around. I decide when he breathes, not him! I sit on him and squash all the air from his lungs and it makes me laugh to over power him so easily! I stuff my fat face with donuts and I feel him struggle to breath under my huge body. I can't wait to see how hard it is when I gain even more weight! Will I ever find someone who can handle me?