You can't help but watch me waddle through the store and fill my cart with fattening goodies like the little piggy I am. You hide behind corners so that I don't catch you staring at my huge ass and swaying belly. We make eye contact and I smile at you, you're so shy that you duck behind an aisle... but then you find me again and follow me trough the store and all the way to the car. You love watching people stare at me as I struggle to walk around the store buying the most fattening treats.