You know how i love my shakes, FATTENING! I decided that today was the day to bulk up and get 2 of these shakes. Watch me walk around the store, try some treats, drool over the sweets and even place my belly onto the counter. As i walk to the car i start drinking the shakes at the same time while people stop and stare, the straw was slowing me down so i opened them up and start chugging them down, before i knew it i was in pain and could hardly move! What a sweet dream! I lay back pull out my belly and rub away! OVER 6000 CALORIES!