Its a few days before I leave for Vegas so I treat myself to a day at the spa. It's been literally years and hundreds of pounds since I've been to one. I tell you all about my shocking experience. I searched all over for a spa that only had wide open benches bc frankly i cant fit in anything else. I was very happy to find one! Once I got there I realize this was a very bad idea... I pretty much destroy everything i touched and in front of a dozen people! Come listen to my crushing story. What did I break? What did people say? How did it make me feel to know that I'm too fat for everything?