I've been struggling to stand or get out of bed all week. I saw the doctor and he told me I am 50 lbs to Bedbound, if I am lucky. Lucky, indeed. I love the way my fat body feels spreading across my new custom made bed. I want to grow to be the biggest blob ever and I am so close to total and complete immobility. It's so sexy and hot the fact that I can't stand without assistance and how I am just going to live my life in this bed, a gluttonous, growing pile of immobile fat, being taken care of and unable to do anything but eat.