I have a serious case of the burps and belches ever since I ate breakfast. It's impressive what a gross gassy hog I can become after a big meal, and the amount of enormous burps I let out, but I know how much you love my massive deep belches and enjoy hearing them ring out loud enough for the neighbors to hear while I blow these burps in your face!

I have a serious case of the burps and belches ever since I ate breakfast. It's impressive what a gross gassy hog I can become after a big meal, and the amount of enormous burps I let out, but I know how much you love my massive deep belches and enjoy hearing them ring out loud enough for the neighbors to hear while I blow these burps in your face!