I am officially too massive and fat to fit in my garden tub. I knew it would be difficult to get out of the tub, due to my knees and my size, but I was not anticipating that, while home alone, my enormous growing ass would get completely jammed and I would be stuck, with my fat rolls forming suction against the too tight ring of porcelain around me. I tried everything I could think of to pry my massive butt out to no avail.