I hate doing chores so much now that I am becoming the size of the house, itself. It's so hard to walk and even more difficult to clean, which is why I am procrastinating, and after one small load of dishes I officially give up and order food and eat instead. Good thing my helper is coming tomorrow. More work for them means I can just sit back, stuff myself and be a lazy, obese blob, which is much better.

I hate doing chores so much now that I am becoming the size of the house, itself. It's so hard to walk and even more difficult to clean, which is why I am procrastinating, and after one small load of dishes I officially give up and order food and eat instead. Good thing my helper is coming tomorrow. More work for them means I can just sit back, stuff myself and be a lazy, obese blob, which is much better.