I was trying to at least get one more chore done, but even scrubbing dishes from my chair has become a challenge in my massively obese state. So instead, I order food and stuff my fat gluttonous belly, because let's face it; I am too lazy & lard to work hard.

I was trying to at least get one more chore done, but even scrubbing dishes from my chair has become a challenge in my massively obese state. So instead, I order food and stuff my fat gluttonous belly, because let's face it; I am too lazy & lard to work hard.