Join me as I go into the store on a scooter to purchase my sexy celebration cake which says "750 lbs and Growing!" and then come home and gluttonously gorge myself in bed, messily eating the entire cake until I am so bloated and full that I can barely move and I doze off in my cake mess, only to wake and have to prepare for a shower as I am covered in frosting from devouring an entire double-layer sheet cake in 15 minutes!

Join me as I go into the store on a scooter to purchase my sexy celebration cake which says "750 lbs and Growing!" and then come home and gluttonously gorge myself in bed, messily eating the entire cake until I am so bloated and full that I can barely move and I doze off in my cake mess, only to wake and have to prepare for a shower as I am covered in frosting from devouring an entire double-layer sheet cake in 15 minutes!