When my BOGO Dinner Arrives without silverware, I am too fat and immobile to get myself a fork so I do the only thing a gluttonous piggy can do, and I messily stuff my face using my hands and just chugging the sauce like it's a drink, plus I talk about how massively fat & gluttonous I have become as I shovel heaping mouthfuls of food, while licking my fingers, burping and being a total slob!

When my BOGO Dinner Arrives without silverware, I am too fat and immobile to get myself a fork so I do the only thing a gluttonous piggy can do, and I messily stuff my face using my hands and just chugging the sauce like it's a drink, plus I talk about how massively fat & gluttonous I have become as I shovel heaping mouthfuls of food, while licking my fingers, burping and being a total slob!