I'm having a greedy, gluttonous morning. I devoured four breakfast tacos already, and now I am making a massive dent in this box of a dozen donuts. No wonder I am growing so outrageous obese. I love the fact that I am turning into the fattest blob ever and I love stuffing my cheeks and watching my planiet sized body gain more and more pounds each month!

I'm having a greedy, gluttonous morning. I devoured four breakfast tacos already, and now I am making a massive dent in this box of a dozen donuts. No wonder I am growing so outrageous obese. I love the fact that I am turning into the fattest blob ever and I love stuffing my cheeks and watching my planiet sized body gain more and more pounds each month!