My skinny friend Whitney is way way too small, and I have a crafty plan to make her blow up like a giant fat balloon. A while back some one sent me an email with the magical words Huff, Puff Blow Me Up in it. The legend goes that if you say the magic words three times, you will inflate like a balloon. My unsuspecting skinny roomate has been tiny for farrrr to long, so I am going to forward her the email and watch her swell to epic proportions, turning into a huge fatty just like me!!!