I have really been pushing myself this month with gluttonous intent to gain and reach the ever-illusive milestone I have been chasing ever since I had to start weighing in on my livestock scale, and I am happy to report my EPIC results this month as you watch me waddle to the scale and sit on my new 800 lb capacity shower chair to view my incredible, fatter than ever results, plus no milestone weigh in would be complete without a little celebration, so I am going to rub this massive belly with oil while we discuss what's next.

I have really been pushing myself this month with gluttonous intent to gain and reach the ever-illusive milestone I have been chasing ever since I had to start weighing in on my livestock scale, and I am happy to report my EPIC results this month as you watch me waddle to the scale and sit on my new 800 lb capacity shower chair to view my incredible, fatter than ever results, plus no milestone weigh in would be complete without a little celebration, so I am going to rub this massive belly with oil while we discuss what's next.