When I couldn't fit into the electric scooter at the store today and then I almost tipped it, I knew it has finally happened. I am too fat to leave the house. But that's okay because your massive fat wife just wants to lay in this bed while you give me massages and bring me more food so I can keep growing into the immobile blob of both of our dreams. I want you to fatten me up until I am completely bedbound and then take good care of your huge immobile planet of a wife!

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